Saturday, May 30, 2009
Friday, May 29, 2009
Thursday, May 28, 2009
2x1 Friday: CUM SHOTS FOR EVERYONE....SOoOoOoO much to Celebrate!
-The Owner Applies Whipped Cream on the RW.
-The Owner Licks the Whipped Cream off the RW.
-The Rob Whore slams the shot.
JIZZTYPING at Urban Dictionary
Jizztyping is now officialy on Urban DictionaryWednesday, May 27, 2009
The Man U fans are at the Pub (even though Rob´s team is Arsenal)
Emmes could go on and on with the
"One David Beckham, there´s only one David Beckham"
Rooney shouts.....GOOOOOALLL!!
Tevez is an ugly Mo´Fo , but his an awesome player!
"Paul Scholes he scores Goals" (Do you fancy a ginger?)
Anderson son sonHe's better than Kleberson,
Anderson son son
He's our midfield magician.
To the left, to the right,
To the samba beat tonight,
With the brass he is class,
And he SHITS ON FABREGAS !!!
(right click on Anderson)
And......one more Giggs for the road!!!Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Fangirl @ The Pub Squees: "They were soooo shooting the Big Reveal"



(check out a couple more photos for you to drool over)
(More here)
The 10 Commandments of RobWhoring
- Thou shall have no other vampires before me.
- Thou shall not make for yourself any carved image, unless it is a Rob cutout.
- Thou shalt not take a RobWhores name in vain and demand it be shortened.
- Remember the Twilight , to keep it holy.
- Honor Rob’s father and mother for his perfect breeding.
- Thou shall not cut a bitch at gunpoint.
- Thou shall not have sex with your husband without thinking of me.
- Thou shall not steal Edward’s wardrobe from Summit.
- Thou shall not bear false witness about my "canoodling".
- Thou shall not covet a RobWhores RobArt jacket.
The owner is Praying for us.
Monday, May 25, 2009
Straight from The Owner´s mouth....
“Basically, I don’t have time for fun. It’s 2am now and I am getting up
about 5am to go to Rome for five days. Then I’m going somewhere else and then to
LA. I’m filming another Twilight that will be released this year and next year I
should have three movies out.”
At least that´s what this girl says....
Roberto a la Bella Italia
....and some more HERE!
The Bartender scratches his head: "So what is it about The Owner that makes him so sexy?"
What is it about Twilight’s Robert Pattinson
that makes women young and not-so-young swoon?
Is it the Vampire thing? The accent? The chiseled jaw?
The crazy hair?
The 23-year-old Brit has been the focus of "Twilight" fans as
well as an increasingly large number of admirers who haven’t seen the movie or
read the book.
Here at the Cannes International Film Festival, the actor
recently learned his lips are
worth a staggering $20,000 after one of his
smooches was auctioned off at a
charity event.
So what exactly is
it that makes him one of the sexiest men alive?
Aside from being “just plain
hot,” Pattinson’s popularity with female fans, according to costar Kristen
Stewart, can be attributed to being "a tortured artist."
“He looks as
if he is constantly agonizing over deep thoughts," she says.
Anything
else?
"He's British. He's tall…And he's quite witty."
Turns out that's the
perfectly devastating trifecta.The secret of Twilight Robert Pattinson's appeal revealed by the Style Examiner



































