Saturday, May 9, 2009

The Rob Pub Battle Cry: "NoOoO LIMITS!"

CRAZY IS THAT YOU?


The Owner swung by last night for last call




OK! Which of you RobHo´s left with the Pub Owner???

The Pub has a Photo Booth!!

Yippee! The Pub Owner got us a Photo Booth, so we can take some of our own pics with him!!



Friday, May 8, 2009

The Jizz List 1.0




















The Pub´s Owner brought a couple of pics from his mom´s scrapbook...
just a little thank you to the ladies here!

Ladies! *bartender taps mic*
May I present to you our infamous Midnight Show with ........

The Brit Pack!








2X1 Friday at the R-Pub

You´ve had rough week ladies! Kick off your heels
(so I can massage your feet)
and grab a drink from the bar.
I´ll play you some guitar later on. The Pub´s Owner







pinkmitzi get's a free beer at the pub for this sexylicious vid!

The Pub Approves


There´s some raunchyness going on in the comments...the Pub owner approves!
Did someone say RAUNCHY?(....Cue Robvador Clip)

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Pub Rules

The Rob Pub Rules:

Rule number one: There is no waiter service in The Rob Pub. (Yeah right! You wish Rob would get you your Robtinis wearing only his shiteous nikes!) There is, however, a midnight show by the Pub owner, Mr. Pattinson, and his friends (better known as the Brit Pack).

Rule number two: It is customary for one or two people, not the whole group, to go up to the bar to buy drinks ( Crazy Fangirls around the world can tell you that Mr. Pattinson reacts better when approached by small numbers of patrons at a time and as the Pub owner he must sometimes cover for the bartender).

Rule number three: To get served, you must attract the attention of the bar staff without making any noise or resorting to the vulgarity of too-obvious gesticulation (Riiiight! Like THAT´S gonna happen). This is much easier than it sounds!

Rule number four: In most British pubs, you pay for your drinks in cash, immediately when you order them. In The Rob Pub drinks can be payed for in various forms, creativity is always welcome *wink*.

Rule number five: It is not customary to tip the Bartender in The Rob Pub. Instead, if you wish, the common practice is to buy them a drink, preferably a Heineken.

Rule number six: In The Rob Pub: Rules are meant to be broken... *Pub owner snickers*.



This vids are Jizz-worthy, we will be eternally grateful for them!

Robert Pattinson - ClosertoRob Cargado por robert-pattinsondotca

Help me
Tear down my reason
Help me

It's your sex I can smell
Help me
You make me perfect
Help me become somebody else






Robert Pattinson Personal Jesus Cargado por robert-pattinsondotca

I will deliver
You know Im a forgiver
Reach out and touch faith
Your own personal jesus
Reach out and touch faith