- Thou shall have no other vampires before me.
- Thou shall not make for yourself any carved image, unless it is a Rob cutout.
- Thou shalt not take a RobWhores name in vain and demand it be shortened.
- Remember the Twilight , to keep it holy.
- Honor Rob’s father and mother for his perfect breeding.
- Thou shall not cut a bitch at gunpoint.
- Thou shall not have sex with your husband without thinking of me.
- Thou shall not steal Edward’s wardrobe from Summit.
- Thou shall not bear false witness about my "canoodling".
- Thou shall not covet a RobWhores RobArt jacket.
The owner is Praying for us.
