Tuesday, May 26, 2009

The 10 Commandments of RobWhoring

  1. Thou shall have no other vampires before me.
  2. Thou shall not make for yourself any carved image, unless it is a Rob cutout.
  3. Thou shalt not take a RobWhores name in vain and demand it be shortened.
  4. Remember the Twilight , to keep it holy.
  5. Honor Rob’s father and mother for his perfect breeding.
  6. Thou shall not cut a bitch at gunpoint.
  7. Thou shall not have sex with your husband without thinking of me.
  8. Thou shall not steal Edward’s wardrobe from Summit.
  9. Thou shall not bear false witness about my "canoodling".
  10. Thou shall not covet a RobWhores RobArt jacket.

The owner is Praying for us.