2 X 1 Friday at the Pub

The Owner already went out to stock up on beer
and the Bartender just finished working on the blackboard!

The Pub has a Games Table

The Owner thought we needed a bit more entertainment

in The Pub to welcome Margot.

(so we can stop jumping his bones every time he comes in (hehe I said comes in). Why do you think he´s

looking so tired in all those pics...nope it´s not the work and jetlag...it´s the RobWhore action!)

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So the Emmes recently realized that in the "6 Degrees of Rob Game"

she´s actually going to be 2 degrees away from Rob. I SHIT YOU NOT!!!

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-Rob will be directed by Madeleine Stowe in Unbound Captives.

-Madeleine Stowe is 1/2 Costa Rican and related to this guy Alfred Boyd.

-Alfred Boyd went to school with Emmes.

(actually Em had a huge crush on him but Alfred only considered her a bestie after he asked her to

be his girlfriend in seventh grade and ,dumbass that she is, Emmes said no and still regrets it.)

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How many degrees from Rob could you be at?

(Ok, don´t answer that there won´t be any degrees of separation between you and Rob

when you finally meet cause we all sort of know that at this point. We get it , you want to do him!)

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The Owner looksy tipsy!

The Owner partied like it was 1999 at the Pub last night! (clickety click)

And the Cum shot in 3,2,1......

Bartender tooks some pics, now Print and Insert Yo´Self

Bartender says: I do hope none of you have that t-shirt....

now a mouth with a tongue sticking out...

THAT I would approve of for a RW!

Keep on Robwhoring!

We don´t just embrace insanity here.

We feel it up,

French Kiss it

and then buy it a drink!

and we´ve seen it before but this pic is INSANE!!!

Official RW´s Cuntvention Packing List : One rObSCARS Life Size Cutout

The Owner mumbles "Thanks" for the Birthday Wishes...he also says "underpants"!

Ok so, that´s NOT a proper "thanks"!

THIS is a proper thanks. I hear you want to see
my Underpants.....and a little more?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PUB OWNER...CAN SOMEONE SAY PUBPARTY!!!!

It´s the Owner´s Birthday!!!!!
Which can only mean one thing,

ORGY......ehh, I mean......

PubParty: Free Beer and Strippers!

We couldn´t get Ms. Monroe to come back and do the "Mr. Pattinson"
version but TRUST ME, she wanted to!

The RobWhores Cum Bearing Gifts

Pub Owner:
Your pretty awesome! so the RobWhores woke up this morning, got down on their knees (oh! there you go thinking dirty) and thanked the heavens for you. They´ve also been planning on showing you how grateful they are in their own *special* ways but wanted to get you some "material" gifts too.


First they thought they should get you a new outfit.

Because, you know, vintage is not the ONLY way to go and we hear

Summit might not be OK with you wearing Robwards clothes ALL the time.

1. Some different colored beanies , you now, mix it up a little!

(open the green word links in separate tabs/windows for max satisfaction)

2. The essential V-Neck (stretch ´em out cause we like the collarbone action),made famous by the Biology Scene.

3. A new GREEN PLAID SHIRT! We´re sure you left your´s back in London with Tomstu ( you´re such a good friend).

In fact, they splurged a little and got you some more options.You can only have so many joint-custody shirts right?

4.A leather jacket. "But I already have a maroon leather jacket" you say? We know but less BBJ more biker is good in a jacket!

5. Some skinny jeans, a few different shades for you to try out. Yeah they´re pretty snug fitting,it´s ok, you´ll get used to feeling like the RobRod is on display in no time.

6. Some new kicks, Nike B&W Cortez to be exact.They think u should retire the old ones.



7. A hip Messenger Bag to carry your laptop. Let´s face it your Dadcase was pretty lame!
Last, but not least...since you always have a book with you the ladies got you this one:



OK! Now that you got your birthday clothes on (hmm...Birthday Suit....ummm, sorry, let´s continue) the PubParty can begin!

Bartender Says: "We´re pounding #rpattz"

And by "pounding" I mean adding #rpattz to all our Twitter messages to make #rpattz the number one trend/topic in Twitter as a Birthday Gift to #rpattz!!!

Do any of the RobWhore´s Twitter?....The Bartender does (as emeseis)!

If you don´t already and wanna help out, click HERE and HERE to learn more!

Emmes plan is to take Chuck Norris facts and just replace "Chuck Norris" with #rpattz, for example:

UPDATE: #rpattz has been the #1 talked about topic in Twitter for the last 4 hours!!! Happy Almost B-Day Owner!

Looks like The Owner likes the Pub´s Photo Booth too...

More of the Owner going about his Pub business here!

New T-Shirts available at the Gift Shop

Two of our RobHo´s (wink,wink you know who you are!) suggested we design this new T-Shirt and This new T-Shirt for our Gift Shop and any subsequent "International RobWhores Conventions".

The Owner would like to thank them for all this....

"I know who bagged the Owner" says the Barkeep

Good Morning y, did you have fun last night?

You were very Naughty!

You treated me like ManMeat!

"Lube up Ladies!"

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Video Maker gets a tour of the the back room with the

Owner for this awesome Shizz!!

(yes we know,it smells like fish...

duh! pub = fish & chips)

The Owner left this Photo for one of the regulars, no girlie-friend, as requested.

The Pub Owner is asking around...

Ok, which of you Rob Whores got some new ink???

The Bartender Gossips

Ohh he doesn´t have a MySpace, no, no....

but he does have a blog for his Pub.

Don´t say anything though, if he finds out he´ll just say...

The Owner shows us his Heiny

Not THAT ONE...THIS ONE!

Looks like his back to work at the Pub after a weekend in L.A.

Yup! headed for the Pub at VanCan

From The Bartender´s Camera

The Bartender took some pics of The Owner

helping out at The Pub last night.

The Owner in Beaver Hills (oops...sorry Beverly)

Bartender Gossip:

The Girl is said to be one of his friends girlfriends,

Actress Shannon Woodward,
or is she applying for a waitress position?

Not enough? Jump over to here.

The Bartender is a Huge Gossip

The Bartender whispers in your ear....

Sashay over to Spunk Ransom for some pics of The Owner in his Theater days.

Then you can skip over to Radar Online for some info on his new gig,

"Remember The RobWhores", and his whereabouts in La la Land.

The Owner has a Message

To the RobHo who jumped me last friday...

The Owner Has a Gift for his Hot Mommas!

The Pub Owner was running errands in LA yesterday, approving designs for the Pub´s Gift Shop, buying new bar stools. He printed up some shirts as a Mother´s Day present

for all his Hot Mama regulars!
(check´em out at the end of the post)

(Free beer for the person who came up with that Rob Bowling Analogy, Thanks!)

Rob Whores: Jizz is our Bizz

PROOF THAT ONE OF YOU ROB WHORES TOOK HIM HOME LAST NIGHT
The owner is wearing the same outfit as last night (Who joined the mile high club as Rob was flying to Cali???)