Saturday, May 23, 2009

The Owner Freaks Out at the Rohbare Love


“Everything has become more intense for six months, since ‘Twilight’ was released. It’s hard to handle what’s happening to me. I don’t have the necessary hindsight, even if only to find a way out to this situation. But this celebrity thing, you can’t fight it, it’s useless, you can’t avoid it. When it’s not something you desired during your whole life, or something you don’t aspire to, you’re free not to care about it. I didn’t sign for Disney. There’s not a stipulation which forces me to smile to the paparazzi.”


I didn’t sign for Disney. (RW translation...I can do whatever the fuck I want to , dress however the fuck I want to , drink whatever the fuck I want to and fuck whoever the fuck I want to) (which is WHY we love him! read the rest HERE)

The Bartender is ROTFL..."ok, which of you works at GQ?"

(clickety to read)

Friday, May 22, 2009

The Mother of all INSERT YOURSELF HERE!

Simmer down now, simmer down! He´s not even looking at here....
he´s looking at you and his has his "I want YOU NOW face"!!!
And he says " now, don´t get....

The Barkeep Shouts: " I hate being out of the loop, can the Owner at least call to check in on the Pub from Europe?!"

Random Acts of Rob has some package porn.....oh dear lord!
Twilight Italia says the owner is no longer Rohbare but Roberto....brace for ItalyRob!!!!

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Oh Owner ...you GLORIOUS BASTARD!!!

The Owner cleans up nice!



The Owner is Staring at YOUR Boobs! He wants to lick them!



The Bartender Whistles: "It´s another beautiful day in the PUBborhood"


The owner goes to a DSquared Part-E last night and then he steps out this morning sporting the wet look (no not the jizz-wet look girls, that´s the one we´re sporting). (clickety-click for more)

The paperboy around the corner screams "Get your GMTV video here! "

Monday, May 18, 2009

The Owner is leaking...um yeah you heard the Bartender...leak!

Bartender is at it again : "Look at Robward eat Gum and annoy Kstew!"

The Owner gets a Rockstars Welcome


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The Owner Speaks about Robsten

(clickety-click for Bigger, Wet, Owner)
But Rob told Look magazine in an new interview that they (Robsten) were not an item.
“No! She has a boyfriend. I don't know where that
came from,” Rob said.


Meanwhile, the actor also revealed that he wasn't dating anybody at the moment because he had struggled to talk to
women since Twilight had become so successful.


“It's very uncomfortable. If you try and chat people up, everyone's like: 'Oh, you probably go around sleeping with everybody'," he said.

"So it kind of has the converse effect
of what you would have thought.”


What???? The Owner has clearly not met any of us, cause he wouldn't have to "chat us up" and we would definetely convince him that "who gives a fuck" about people thinking you sleep around...YOU SHOULD be sleeping around ...with the 11 of us !!!!!


For Once...The Bartender is Speechless





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The Owner Knows we´re classy Ladies: He´s off to get us some Champagne from Cannes!




Now to wait for some Jizz Bizz from the Cannes Airport!!!