Pub Owner:
Your pretty awesome! so the RobWhores woke up this morning, got down on their knees (oh! there you go thinking dirty) and thanked the heavens for you. They´ve also been planning on showing you how grateful they are in their own *special* ways but wanted to get you some "material" gifts too.
First they thought they should get you a new outfit.
Your pretty awesome! so the RobWhores woke up this morning, got down on their knees (oh! there you go thinking dirty) and thanked the heavens for you. They´ve also been planning on showing you how grateful they are in their own *special* ways but wanted to get you some "material" gifts too.
First they thought they should get you a new outfit.
Because, you know, vintage is not the ONLY way to go and we hear
Summit might not be OK with you wearing Robwards clothes ALL the time.
1. Some different colored beanies , you now, mix it up a little!
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2. The essential V-Neck (stretch ´em out cause we like the collarbone action),made famous by the Biology Scene.
3. A new GREEN PLAID SHIRT! We´re sure you left your´s back in London with Tomstu ( you´re such a good friend).
In fact, they splurged a little and got you some more options.You can only have so many joint-custody shirts right?
4.A leather jacket. "But I already have a maroon leather jacket" you say? We know but less BBJ more biker is good in a jacket!
5. Some skinny jeans, a few different shades for you to try out. Yeah they´re pretty snug fitting,it´s ok, you´ll get used to feeling like the RobRod is on display in no time.
6. Some new kicks, Nike B&W Cortez to be exact.They think u should retire the old ones.
7. A hip Messenger Bag to carry your laptop. Let´s face it your Dadcase was pretty lame!
Last, but not least...since you always have a book with you the ladies got you this one:
OK! Now that you got your birthday clothes on (hmm...Birthday Suit....ummm, sorry, let´s continue) the PubParty can begin!
