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Sunday, June 7, 2009

A poem while we wait for the Owner....

"Dirty English Boy" A poem by Twisuz

Posted by Mr. Patty at 11:13 AM

Labels: High'n'Dry, Rob Drought, The Owner gets around

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Mr. Patty: Nope,not Robert Pattinson (wish I was though).Nope, Rob or Nick or Steph have not consented me to use his name for this blog, but I'm sure they'd approve...duh it's a Pub :).Nope, The Pub does not claim copyright on any images used in graphics, media or else.If the Pub uses anything that's YOURS it's cause your awesome!

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The Pub's Owner chit chats with the patrons...let's overhear:

"There isn’t really like a pub culture in L.A. It’s just a very different culture. I think people from L.A. don’t really understand how it’s such a normal thing to be in pubs from a very young age in London. People [in America] just think it’s so strange. Like drinking has such a stigma attached to it here. I’ve never really understood it. It seems so normal to me."